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BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha

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FUCK OFF
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..

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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

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Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM

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Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

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Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

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Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

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Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar
‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

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KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”

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App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE

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Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

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A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

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Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL

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Shut Up”’
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……

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college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

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oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

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chooss chooss chooss
mazay lay kar chooss
bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss
donoo ko ik saath chooss
masal masal kay choos
kyon kay
kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay

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I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colgate

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TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri
PHoto
kaise lon?

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2 men went to a call girl
1st went in & come out & said na my wife is better.
2nd went in & come out & said right ur wife is much better dost!

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Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne
suhagrat pe muh dikhai ke
Rs 25,000 diye..
Dulhan itne sare paise
dekh kar Ghabra ke boli:

Suno ji pura khandaan THOKEGA kya…?

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Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye,
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!

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BOY- Can i touch n see ur hardware?

Girl- First show me ur software?

Boy- Should i install it in ur system

Girl- Yes but first cover it with anti-virus don’t installed..

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Newton 3 scientific sex law.

1. A hole always attract a pole

2. Length of pole is equal to d depth of hole

3. Up down motion releases a lotion which increase population without calculation…

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LADY- I want to learn tennis.!!

Coach- No problem mam… Just hold this racket as u hold ur husband pe..s

Lady- Ok..

Coach- No No mam…. get the racket out of ur mouth!!

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Eclairs aur i-pil me kya fark hai?

Socho..

Aur socho…

Choti bachhi eclairs khaa k masti karti hai
Aur
Badi bachhi masti karke i-pil khati hai

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Why Americn names r like
JACKSON
WILSON
MARKSON
ROBINSON
KENSON
ANDERSON
DAVIDSON
JEMSON
JOHNSON

Bcoz

Mom can’t remembr WHO is WHOSE SON

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In an art gallery, a couple saw a picture of a girl covered only by leafs.
Husband keeps watching.
Wife: Ab chaloge ya HAWA aane tak intezar karoge…

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,,,
( “.)
< )’– – .
LL ‘.
Hmesha Galat mat Samjho, Ye MACHLI Pakad Rha Hai
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><)))>

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Kahin dooor…
1 gao me.. Jab raat me bachcha sota nahi tab uski ma use kehti hai
Soja beta soja… Varna

varna

Varna!

Doosra kaise hoga?

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College me fees bharne ki line me ek ladki: Sir, pahle meri le lo.
clerk: Thoda ruko abhi leta hu.
Ladki: Nahi jaldi le lo warna period shuru ho jayenge..!

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Police- Park me aise baithe ho,
Bacho pe kya asar padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married h
Police- To Ghar me jake Betho.
Man- Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega..!

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Kamwali Baai ko kuch ladke chhed rahe the.
BAAI- Badtamiji karoge to MORR bana dungi.
Ladke- Morr kaise banaogi?
BAAI- Tumhare pichwade mein jhadu daal ke!!

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Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi,
Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai,
BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega..?

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Bus mein Jagah nahi thi to Ladki ko 1 Uncle ne
God me bitha liya.

Thodi Der mein hi Ladki Jhatke se Uthgayi or Boli:
Uncle Ya to Usko Bitha lo Ya Mujhko..!!

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Feelings of girls after exam
Kitna lamba tha Kaash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha Par Pata hi nahi laga kab ho gaya.

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Father- Raat Ko Tum Pee K Room Me Gir Gye The
Beta- Kya Batau Papa
Sab Galat Sangat Ki Vajah Se Huwa He
6 Dost
6 Bear
or Unme se
5 Pite Nai ..!!

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What Is The Similarity
Between A Blu3 Movie
& A Tragedy Movie ??
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Both May Make u
Run For T!ssues ..

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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”

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A baby dog asks mama dog:
How papa looks like.

Mama dog said:
“Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!”

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When an apple is green,
its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen,
she is ready to…
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VOTE. You dirty mind,
Elections are near,
but I know what you were thinking.

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Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass

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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

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Dr: Mrs Rani, good news 4 U

Girl: What do U mean by Mrs Rani? Im Miss Rani

Dr: Oh!! Am sorry Miss Rani, Bad news

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Teacher asks children,
what do u wish 2 do in future?
Vinod: I want 2b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa

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Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth,
After Blood Test.
Patient Starts Dancing,

Nurse Asks: Why You Are Dancing?
Patient: Next Is Urine Test

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3 Married Lady*

1st- Mere Pati to Pura Hath Ghusa Dete Hai.

2nd- Mere To Pair B.

Teesri-Apni $aari Uthake Boli:
Aji… Bahar Niklo G*

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Mechanical engg ki wife ko bachha hua
Wife ne hsbnd ko sms bheja- Aap ka SPARE PART aa gaya hai
Hsbnd ne reply me puchha- “NUT hai ya BOLT”

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DAD went school to get son’s report card.
BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun me?
MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad.
DAD: Wowh!

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Baap: Q beta ladki pasand aayi
tumhe?
Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut
moti he
Baap: beta ghar kitana b bada ho,
darwaaja chota hi hota hai

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Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Pappu:Why ru laughing?
Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE

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Mom- Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The?
Beta- Apni Girl Friend Se Milne.
Mom- Kis Liye?!
Beta- Haa Mom,
Bahut KISS Liye!!

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Girl: If U’ll Try To Kiss Me, May Shor Macha Dungi
Boy: Lekin Yahan Dur Dur Tak Koi Nahi Hai
Girl: I Know But Formality To puri Karni Hi Padegi

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Girl: ma tumne kaha tha k mard k dil me
jane ka rasta ankho se hokar jata he?
Mom: ha?
Girl: lekin kal raat mene DUSRA RASTA dhudh liya!

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Teacher: soniya tera sapana kya hai?
Soniya: chand par chadana….
Teacher: rahul tumhara sapna…?
Rahul: soniya par chadana…

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Ladki- Mom Aaj Maine Apne Bf Ko Khub ULLU Banaya.
Maa-Kaise?
Ladki- Maine paise Sendal Me Chupae The Aur Wo
2Gante Tak Meri Bra me dhunt

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Sir: bacho dunia m har bat k 2 matlab niklte hai

Girl: masterji nikal k dikhaiye.

Sir: Baith ja kudie,
teri baat k b do matlab nikalte hai

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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

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Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
karon andhera ya balb jala ke lon
ya tujhe khada karon phir teri jhuka ke lon
ab to hi bata ke main tere tasver kaise lon

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Pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

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Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jharoo

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A peach is a peach.
a plum is a plum.
a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes
& give ur tongue some exercise

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Tell me. is it going in?
..yeah ..is it hurting?
..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok
i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ….
den lets try d other shoe madam

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Judge- y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me,
took my clothes off,
threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL..!

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U picked me up,
U took me home,
U put ur hands around my waist,
U took off my top,
then U put ur lips om mine.
THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

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A daughter sends a telegram to
her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,
which the father receives as:
father, your daughter has been successful in BED.

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In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

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In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

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Mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka

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School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

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Kuch log thodi der karte hain,
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai
unka
Mobile Charge

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Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

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Us ne kaha or dabao…..main dabaya ….
us ne kaha or dabao …main ne or dabaya…
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao
main ne phir dabaya..
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,,
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d

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Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz…
ek pyara sa SMS!!!

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Wife: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Husband: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Wife: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge

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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?….
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily

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Rearrange These Words
1) PNEIS
2) HTIELRS
3) NGGERI
4) BUTTSXE…

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Did You Read:
Spine,
Slither,
Ginger
&
Subtext ?? =P

If Not . . . =D
Naughty

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Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P 😉

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GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
GIRL:
Tum

Tum

Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P 😉

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SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,

Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??

1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE..

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In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
Think..
Think..

Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

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What’s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

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KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
Wo MotA sA,
Aas-PAAs bAAL,
NArAM-NArAM
UpEr sE CoVEr…
NEvEr??
JhooT boLTE ho?
KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA?

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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

NAAK SAAF ;->

Hamesha Ganda Sochna

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To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it “IN”
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

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G karta hai k aj
Apko …
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr …
Aap ki
GA
GAN

GAND
GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon…

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Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

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Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac…. tacatac..
De tacatac…. tacatac..

Stupid I am playing table tennis….

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I’m very good in bed…
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I can sleep all day…

What Were U Thinking . . .

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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

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Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo…

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smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one… 😀

It’s keeping ur mouth shut. 😛

But I like the way U think! 😉

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Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different

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TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

“My BrothEr cAn’t Cook.”

BAngALi:

“HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA”…

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Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news for you!

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Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!

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1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta’kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
.Tution parhne k liye..

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