Naughty Messages, Double Meaning Messages, Flirty Messages, Dirty Messages
Sending your girl/boy sexy text messages can be incredibly powerful if you do it right.There are so many benefits of sending naughty phone messages. Therefore for starters, they keep the excitement level in your relationship high and make conversations a little more interesting. There are some things which women find hard to say in person, therefore in such instances text messages will say what you want to say. Finally, you can spread the love by sharing these messages at free of cost to your loved ones directly on their WhatsApp.
| He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, swaddled, when he was satisfied, he left, I was hurt, THE BAD… MOSQUITO !!!! Share on –  | It’s the thing that satisfies Your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, In the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind! Share on – |
| Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2. Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: we were caught sleeping together Boy1: What the hell? Boy2. During lecture in maths class. Share on – | It goes in dry it comes out wet. The longer it’s in the stronger it gets. We can have it in bed just you and me…it is not what you think – it is a cup of tea! Share on – |
| I want to taste you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yup, that is how you…eat an ice cream! Share on – | Why was Phillips girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV. Share on – |
| IF GIRL IS IN LOVE Her parents ask: who is that IDIOT? IF BOY IS IN LOVE His parents ask: Idiot, Who is that girl? MORAL: No matter whoever is in love, Boys are always Idiots… Share on – | Girl whispers to Boy: If You Hug Me once More Like that, I will be yours forever. Boy: Thanks . . . FOR THE WARNING! Share on – |
| A Man Joined FACEBOOK His Son Wrote On His Wall “W T F Dad” Man Replied: What the hell, You’ve got no respect for me? Kid Replied: Dad Chill, It Means “Welcome To Facebook” Share on – | Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above. Share on – |
| Diagram in book was not clear.. So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced.. “Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!” Share on – | Whatever high the sky may be….. Whatever wide the River may be…. Whatever green a tree may be….. just Remember…. IT’S NONE OF UR BUSINESS!! Share on – |
| When an APPLE becomes red… . . . It is ready to eat, When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to.. . . . VOTE…!! Share on – | English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor? Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we. Share on – |
| Man 2 A Lady In A Crowded Bazaar: I’ve Lost My Wife. Will U Please Talk To Me For A Minute Lady: Why? Man: whenever I Talk 2 Ladies She Appears From Somewhere. Share on – | Women are like an internet virus 1st they enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, Edit your mind, Download their problems, Delete your smile and hang you 4 ever! Share on – |
| You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with “W”.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!! Share on – | Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife “U r my Best Wife?” Share on – |
| Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me. Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill. Share on – | After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.” Share on – |
| Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday? Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. Share on – | Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. Share on – |
| Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. Share on – | What’s The Most Popular Word That Begins With F & Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . Its FACEBOOK, =D . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! Share on – |
| Which type of girls wear transparent dresses? The girls not having any confidence on imagination power of a man ! Share on – | A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said: Come On Over, There’s Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was there… Share on – |
| Teacher: why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it? Student: No, only BULL can do it. Share on – | Bite The Neck Gently, Chew The Breast Softly, Spread The Legs Slowly, Suck The Juice Excitingly, That Is The Way To Eat . . . Tandoori Chicken! 🙂 Share on – |
| Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it; Female has male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women! Share on – | There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends Good income Good food Good sleep & “GOOD _ UCK” (Interpretations may vary) but both r needed. Share on – |
| Few creative Quotes for girls’ t- shirts . “Touch here, if you dare” “Weapons of mass destruction” “Looking is FREE, touching costs” “Now more tastier & healthier” “Round figure” “Handle with care” “Tasted by experts” “2 Hot 2 Handle” “Shake well before use” “No one can use just once” “Dangerous curves ahead” “My face is 9 inches above from where you stare” “Did you Actually look here to Read?” Share on – | Hw fast cn u guess d wrds? 1.BOO_S 2._ NDOM 3.F _ K 4.P_ N_S 5.PU_S_ 6.S_X Ans 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE 6.SIX U Got ALL 6 Wrong Didn’t u? Share on – |
| Most twisted slogan on a girl’s T-shirt… “FRONT SIDE- I M STILL VIRGIN. BACK SIDE- “THIS IS MY OLD T-SHIRT..”:-) Share on – | Girl ‘n Boy Were Sitting Alone In The Garden.. Girl-Do Something Which Makes My Heart Beat Faster.. Boy-Run away Your Father Is Coming ..! 😉 Share on – |
| Similarity b/w LOVE n FOOD: . . . . . . If you cross both the limits, You will end up VOMITING… Share on – | TC fined Ticketless girls Chudidar girl was fined Rs100 Skirt girl Rs50 Mini skirt girl Rs25 Next girl was fined Rs0 why? u naughty she had ticket. Share on – |
| Which Part… of a man’s body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE! ANSWER: HEART!!! But I love the way u think… Share on – | Girl To A Tattoo Artist: How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee? Artist: – $100 For Tiger, Rabbit And Lion, But Giraffe Is Free. Share on – |
| Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES Share on – | Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: Can kids of our age have kids? Teacher replied no never!! Boy said to girl : see i told you not to worry !!! Share on – |
| Today, I woke up with sweat. Not because the morning was too hot to handle, but because my dreams of you were too hot to handle. Share on – | Congratulations, you have just won an award for stealing my heart, and the award is to have dinner with me. Share on – |
| One American in Rome, Drinking beer at street cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him. American: Hello, do you understand English? Girl: only little. American: How much? Girl: Fifty dollars. Share on – | A man was lost alone on an island. One day he decide to build a wooden boat. Suddenly a girl comes and man used the wood for making bed. Moral: A girl can change your aim! Share on – |
| One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, ‘HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING? Share on – | A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there’s a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock. Share on – |
| Lady: I’m warning u, my hubby is coming back in half an hour. Man: But I’m not doing anything. Lady: That’s why I’m warning u. Hurry up. Share on – | WARNING! children playing outside the car can cause accidents.. and…. Adults playing inside the car can cause CHILDREN’S!! by ACCIDENT.. Share on – |
| I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creating a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can’t wait til next time I LOVE MY TOOTHBRUSH. Share on – | Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks. Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks. Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I?? Share on – |
| Girl: What do you like in me? Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it. Girt: Rascal you are with me for that? Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..! Share on – | A notice in a factory for girl workers. ‘If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work. Share on – |
| Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply! Share on – | When U were a baby, U played with toys. Now U are a lady and U play with boys!! Share on – |
| I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine. Share on – | He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine! Share on – |
| who is stronger man or woman? Answer? A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones. Share on – | Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea! Share on – |
| How to keep an idiot entertained press down …… ….. …….. ….. ……… . .. How to keep an idiot entertained press up Share on – | Feeling bored? Think of me. Feeling sad? Call me. Feeling lonely? See me. Feeling horny? Use your hand & enjoy the art of messaging me. Share on – |
| Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons! Share on – | A survey by Cosmos states that women who sleep on their side are sensitive, on stomach are competent and on their back with legs in the air are very popular. Share on – |
| Thought for the day: In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveler. The traveler gets tired but the road never ends! Share on – | Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. Share on – |
| The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female, and you wondered why the sea tasted so salty! Share on – | What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper & a woman? When they are wet, they do not squeak any more! Share on – |
| Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them! Share on – | If you cry, I cry…if you laugh, I laugh…if you are happy, I am too…if you are sad, I am too…and if you are horny, call me. Share on – |
| Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Vinod: I want 2b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2b a good mother. Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa. Share on – | Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth, After Blood Test. Patient Starts Dancing, Nurse Asks: Why You Are Dancing? Patient: Next Is Urine Test. Share on – |
| Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle. All animals were laughing at him. Pappu:Why ru laughing? Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE. Share on – | A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: father, your daughter has been successful in BED. Share on – |
| Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S U Know KISS Means K-Koi I-Interesting S-Messages S-Send Karo So KISS Me!! Share on – | Why American names r like JACKSON WILSON MARKSON ROBINSON KENSON ANDERSON DAVIDSON JEMSON JOHNSON Bcoz Mom can’t remember WHO is WHOSE SON. Share on – |
| Rearrange These Words 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELRS 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE… … . . . . . . Did You Read: Spine, Slither, Ginger & Subtext ?? =P If Not . . . =D Naughty Share on – | In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty. In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON? Think.. Think.. Ans is SHOPPING! :-p God Bless Your Naughty Mind! Share on – |
| The Shortest thing It getz Longer wen U hold it & enters in A hole What iz it? 5 mins 6 mins think! Car Seat Belt U dirty mind. Share on – | What’s An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think POSITIVE. Share on – |
| To make it straight, she pulls it. 2 make it stand, she rubs it. 2 make it stiff, she licks it. 2 let it “IN” she pushes it!!!! True! Threading a needle is not easy!!! Share on – | I’m very good in bed… .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. I can sleep all day… What Were U Thinking . . . Share on – |
| KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom! Do you know the ANSWER? what? huh.. dont think dirty.. Its a.. “CIGARETTE!” Share on – | BOY- Can i touch n see ur hardware? Girl- First show me ur software? Boy- Should i install it in ur system Girl- Yes but first cover it with anti-virus don’t installed.. Share on – |
| Newton 3 scientific sex law. A hole always attract a pole Length of pole is equal to d depth of hole Up down motion releases a lotion which increase population without calculation… Share on – | LADY- I want to learn tennis.!! Coach- No problem mam… Just hold this racket as u hold ur husband pe..s Lady- Ok.. Coach- No No mam…. get the racket out of ur mouth!! Share on – |
